OrnaVerum
v 6.10.00
20 Jun 2020
updated 18 Sep 2020

That's the novelist of course, but is irresistibly reminiscent of the old music-hall badinage

Him: Do you like Dickens?
Her: I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never been to one!

and

Him: Do you like Kipling?
Her: I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never been kippled!