He was in fact head chorister at St Margaret's Westminster (which was closely associated with our school, Westminster City), and Steerforth to my Copperfield, and it was from him that I first heard what must surely be the most euphonious riddle in any language:
What is the difference between an eskimo dwarf and a huge eunuch?
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XOne is a frigid midget with a rigid digit
and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel.
and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel.