OrnaVerum
v 5.10.00
6 Oct 2018
updated 17 Nov 2019

That's the novelist of course, but is irresistibly reminiscent of the old music-hall badinage

Him: Do you like Dickens?
Her: I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never been to one!

and

Him: Do you like Kipling?
Her: I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never been kippled!